*NEW* The Sleepy Sloth Pillow

A Soft pillow with a clingy problem! 

Sizes: 65cm, 80cm & 100cm

Colors: Blue & Grey

Stuffing: Needy-Weedy cotton from The Needy-Weedy Tree.

💅🏻Pamper yourself with this luxurious Plushi-Tude 💅🏻

These are not just Plushi-Tudes 🧸they are family! 👨‍👩‍👧

You are not buying any Plushie, 🧸you are buying an extremely soft, well stuffed, made with durable stitching, luxurious plushie. Great for children 👶🏼and adults!

Each and every one of our Plushi-Tude are unique and handmade, with high quality material, guaranteed to last a lifetime! It is so well made, it is luxurious. 

How luxurious is this Plushi-Tude you ask? It is NOT the price that makes something luxurious, it is how it makes you feel, how it is made, and how soft it is.

How soft is it? Well, let's just say it is soft like a new born babies skin.

You wouldn't use 1 ply toilet paper on your booty would you 🧻? Then why settle for an inferior plushie from your local gas station, or a random gift shop?

This sloth is Suuuuper soft and Suuuuper Needy & Squishy!

Do you like squishing things? Are you needy? Do you need hugs constantly? Do you not like sleeping alone? 💁🏻‍♀️😴

Well, then we have your squishy, needy sloth, who loves hugs and sleeping with someone! 

This Sloth is needy, why is he needy? Nobody knows. 

He likes to get squished and squashed, it makes him feel loved...seriously? ::Sigh::

Just don't get this Sloths hopes up by putting him in your shopping cart and then walking away from it, he is really, really, REALLY...NEEDY! It would destroy his little heart...Come on. Really?

I repeat, if a person is needy, they should NOT adopt this Sloth. 

Our scientist came up with this equation after years and years of research and testing: 

Needy + Needy = Unhappy

*But then one of our local Sloth experts had a profound response regarding the math above, and it blew our minds here at Forward Thoughts.

They stated: "But what if the neediness of the owner is fulfilled by fulfilling the needs of the Sloth (aka squishing and squashing)? Then, needy people and this Sloth can harmoniously coexist!" 😲🤯

So normally we would say: "If someone out there is a strong un-needy person, who has extra love to give, then maybe, just MAAAYBE, this Sloth is for them."...no, seriously guys, what are we writing here?

But we are going to defer to the Sloth experts response to the math. 

So needy AND un-needy people may apply, IF you have time to squish and squash this Sloth. Otherwise, you can just check out our rainbow alpaca....🤦‍♀️🤦

Just click "Add to Cart" below if you think you can handle the needy-ness of ONE of these Sloths. Now, I highly discourage people to adopting TWO Sloths.

So if someone needs a sleeping buddy that loves to be squished and squashed, then this is that sloth!

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*We are NOT responsible for any missing orders from any other websites as this is the only account we have.